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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Karma's a bitch, but so are paybacks... Care to Contribute?

Once upon a time (i.e. a couple of months ago) an emotional wreck (me) met what turned out to be an emotional roller coaster creating psychopath. Hilarity ensued.

I'm a bit torn right now. The Pathological Liar has indeed replaced me. I'm not sure whether to feel sad that a completely sketchy sociopath was able to find a girlfriend quicker than I could find a decent relationship, or to just laugh my ass off and pray for the poor soul he's after next.

I'm leaning more towards the latter. While I may not have the Sex God that I long for to sweep me off my feet and whisper sweet somethings (screw sweet nothings!!) into my ear and all that jazz, I'm realizing that I am not ready for another serious relationship right now. It's a matter of figuring myself out right now, and luckily I have a great friend who is lending me a hand in the effort. Haha, a hand... wink wink nudge nudge. Damn it, I'm a horrible person.

ANYWHO... My question is this: How do I give the crazy sketchy guy back the sentimental item he gave me as he professed his undying love for me? There's no way I want to keep it (unless as a reminder to watch out for those crazy shits out there), but am not sure how to give it back. That's where I need help.

Keep in mind...
1) I do not want to see this guy face to face.
2) He knows where I live, work, go to school, etc.
3) He's crazy (he lied about having pancreatic cancer in order to try to rope me down for crying out loud, among many other things).
4) I want to make a point. And finally,
5) I do not want to die.

What oh what shall I do?? HELP ME!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beth,

Unfortunately, I can't give you much advice on the stalker guy situation. But I did want to say that I'm finally starting to "get" your writing these days. It's still pretty bizarre, but it actually makes sense to me now, now that you're not writing about rape vans anymore and all that.

-Casey

12:06 AM  

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