If that were the case, I'd have done better.
Sophomores in college, yet some can't resist the temptation to start those good old "she's a whore" rumors.
"So guys, did ya hear? After Jordan broke up with Beth, she slept with five, COUNT 'EM FIVE, guys this summer! Wow, what a whore she is! LOL!"
Oh, wait, lets call her old best friend and tell her too. And everyone else that would listen but probably doesn't give a shit.
Okay, so I'll admit that there were some moments over the summer I don't recall all too well. However, I'm sure not remembering those five guys. If anyone has any information on the identities and/or whereabouts of these men, please let me know.
And as for my good old buddies who think I've become a whore, give me a break. You know that if that were the case, I would have done better. A lot better. Five guys? Over three months? Pff, give me a break!
Plus guys, its not the quantity of guys I sleep with, but the quality. That's what keeps them coming back. But hey, that's right, how the hell would you know? I don't expect you to know that, despite how many little myspace whores you've weaseled into bed.
posted by Beth @ 9:30 PM
1 Comments:
Ah, don't you just love double standards? A guy sleeps with a bunch of girls and he's a pimp. A girl does the same and she's a whore. And I'm sure resentment fits in somewhere; the ones who don't get laid are always quick to call the ones who do whores and sluts. But I think the people who throw around the whore label need to look up the word. Whores and sluts get paid. So unless you were actually getting paid for your deeds, you don't qualify as a whore.
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