Hope for us yet? Or is it just the mass amount of Red Bull?

Interesting week so far...

Started off with the word that Saddam gets to participate in a good ol' fashioned hanging. Yeehaw! Sadly for him, he's on the wrong side of the rope. I'm more a fan of the firing squad, but hell, cruel, slow, and painful death sentences really get the point across no matter how you do it. Saddam...is going...to die... :( (Now if only you could hear that depressing Hulk piano song that's playing in my head while I say this)

Midterm Elections and a sad cry of utter failure from the Republican Party. So guys, lets recap what happened... For all of you anti-terror gunners out there, watch out - Minnesota elected Keith Ellison, the first Muslim in Congress, and I really doubt he's going to blow the place up... I'm a bit worried for him frankly; can you imagine the security measures the poor guy is going to have to face every day to get to work?

Another first... First female speaker of the house goes to Nancy Polesi. My advice for the President? Stock up on some fine wine and chocolate, I'm pretty sure she's not going to settle for this lame "olive branch" you're throwing out there. Come on, lord knows how much money you're buddy Cheney has made off all of your shenanigans... the least you can do is put a little effort into starting your relationship on the right foot. Might as well work on that stamina of yours, it looks like she has a lot planned for the first 100 hours... oh boy!

What else... oh, well no Democrat incumbents lost their seats, that's pretty impressive... Dems picked up the House, and I guess we saw that one coming... and wait, what? Could it be? :insert dramatic gasp here: Is that the Senate I see? Pretty close call, but it looks as if it’s the Democrats' ball now. But Virginia... you've got to be kidding me, did half of you actually fall for that "Oh, I made up that word" bullshit? Seriously, that guy shouldn't have lost by a couple of thousand votes... I'd shake my head in disapproval at you, but you still pulled it off in the end.

So now it’s no longer springtime for Georgey and America... And the fact sweet little Rumsfeld stepped down? Jeezers! Is this possible for one day? I'm actually a bit worried about all of this... too good to be true, and it’s just a matter of time before shit hits the fan.

And on a completely random note: Red Bull does not give you wings. However, after consuming four of them within half an hour... I honestly don't know. Thanks for the brilliant idea Dave... I'll get you next time.